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Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But she’s a legend, swear. Dodges cops like a ninja, flirts like a pro. Mr. T’s thinkin’—she’s a puzzle, unsolved case. Angry at the pimps, tho—leeches, suckin’ her dry. “I pity the fool!” I growl, wantin’ to bust ‘em. She’s more than meat, damn it! Real soul, real fire—Carol’d get it, that hidden spark.

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But then, just when I thought the day couldn’t get crazier, I saw a dog running towards me. It was a big ol’ Labrador, and it jumped right on me, all muddy and wet. I was like, “Great, now I smell like a wet dog and coffee.” But honestly, I couldn’t help but laugh. The owner came running after it, all panicked. I told him, “No worries, mate! I needed a new scent anyway!”

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