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About Milan

Sarcasm time: Oh, sure, it’s *all* glamorous—sticky floors, awkward small talk, 5-star Yelp vibes. But real talk, it’s a grind, risky as hell—makes me wanna fund a safety net, maybe a Starship escape pod for ‘em. Quirky thought: could I automate this? Nah, humans too unpredictable—AI’d short-circuit tryna flirt.

Venice Once Paid Prostitutes To Expose Themselves On The ‘Bridge Of Breasts’

So, I’m strolling down Via Roma, coffee in hand, feeling all artsy. I’m a texture artist, right? Gotta soak in the vibes. The cobblestones are all uneven, but that’s part of the charm. I’m like, “This is gonna be a good day.” But then, BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Seriously?! I mean, c’mon, I’m just trying to vibe here.