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I tried it once—D’oh!—total disaster! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m gigglin’ like a kid with a donut stash. Couldn’t stop thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me—oh, man, she’d be so pissed! “Homer, you idiot!” she’d yell. But, ya know, it was kinda… nice? Warm oils, soft music—felt like a king for, like, five minutes. Then I farted. Ruined it. Hilarious, tho!

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I get to the café, and it’s packed. Like, standing-room-only packed. I’m waiting in line, and this dude in front of me orders a complicated drink. I mean, who needs a triple-shot, half-caf, soy latte with extra foam? Just gimme a regular coffee, man! I’m losing my patience. Finally, I get my drink, and I’m ready to chat numbers.

Bernard James Wunderlich Obituary December 6, 2024