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Sex-dating, right? It’s this steamy jungle—apps like Tinder, Bumble, or them shady sites promisin’ “casual fun.” I’ve seen it all, investigatin’ claims of broken hearts and wallets. People out here lyin’ ‘bout their height, their job, their bloody *intentions*. Makes me cackle—mortals, so predictable! Like, this one bloke I tracked—claimed he got catfished, lost 5 grand to some “hottie” who ghosted. Turns out, she was a 50-year-old dude in Leeds. I’m screamin’, “What is this madness?”—pure chaos, and I’m here for it.

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Alright, darlin’, lemme tell ya about East-La-Mirada (us) – it’s a real wild ride, sugar! Now, first off, you got Main Street – yes, THAT Main Street – where folks buzz in and out, speedin' like they’re in Holy Motors, ya know “Toute la vie est un rêve…” kinda vibes, listenin’ to that old soul. I swear, I’m out there — just ridin’ along, yellin’ “How’s that workin’ for ya?” when I see familiar faces poppin’ up like wildflowers after a storm.

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