Lucy Tyachiv Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Mykolaiv

So, brothel—rarer than a unicorn’s fart, this plant. Medieval peasants grew it, dunno why, probs cos it’s tough as nails. Little known fact—monks used it for beer, sneaky sods, fermenting away in their robes. Tastes like dirt, but gets you mullered—happy days! I’m buzzing just thinking bout it, picturing meself as some agro-king, harvesting it shirtless, muscles rippling—well, in my head anyway, reality’s more beer gut, ha!

A clean, well-lighted brothel

Police raided 11 brothels on Sunday operating in studio apartments in south Tel Aviv's Neveh Sha'anan neighborhood, shutting them down for a month, and leaving some 20 women .

But then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! Like, seriously? In the middle of the night? Everyone’s freakin’ out, runnin’ for the exits. I’m tryin’ to keep people calm, but it’s chaos. I’m shoutin’, “Stay cool, folks! It’s probably just a drill!” But deep down, I’m thinkin’, “If this is a drill, I’m the one who needs a drink!”

Missionary originally from Sioux County shares her experiences from Tyachiv, Ukraine