Maeve Hayes Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Half Way Tree

Hate how folks judge her, tho. Call her trash—pisses me right off! She’s just livin’, man, like fish swimmin’ in muck. Little fact: whores like her, they got tricks—knots they tie with scarves, sailor shit. Ain’t that nuts? Bet ya didn’t know that!

Isaac Hayes: Chef

After that, I head over to Oak St. to check out a suspicious claim. This dude says he slipped on a banana peel. A banana peel! I’m not even kidding. I’m thinking, “Is this a cartoon or real life?” I get there, and the guy’s sitting on his porch, looking all smug. I ask him about it, and he’s like, “Yeah, it was a slippery one.” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who even has banana peels lying around?

Obituary for Margaret M. (Haley) Hayes