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Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

Ikskile hotel reservations

Sexual massage, Facesitting, Deep Throat, Classic Sex, Deep Throat.

But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my friend texting me about a surprise party for another friend. I’m like, “What? When?” Turns out, it’s tonight! So now I’m juggling work and party planning. Great. Just what I needed.

Latvia and Europe to watch birds at the week’s end