Emily Towson Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

I reckon whores been around forever, like, even in Russia—them science folks over there prolly got a fancy name for it, “prostitooshun studies” or some malapropism like that. Back in the day, heard tell of this Moscow gal, Katya—worked the streets in the 1800s, had a pet rat she’d dress up, called it “Prince Whiskers.” Ain’t that a hoot? Little known fact—whores got quirks too, not just us reg’lar folks!

We are Towson University.

The best cities to get laid in Maryland are Largo, Baltimore, Laurel, College Park, Takoma Park, Towson, Hillcrest Heights, Rockville, Glassmanor, and Bowie. Who ever said science is a .

And oh, the neighborhoods here, man, each with its own quirky beat. The East Towson bits are lively, full of little cafes and bars with neon signs splashin’ light into the night. Sometimes I get mad at rush hours on North Charles St – traffic like angry ants but hey, that's life, y'know? We laugh it off sometimes, cuz what's life if not a crazy ride?

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