Anastasia Thinadhoo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—bloody fascinatin, innit? I’m sittin here, cacklin like a twat, thinkin bout this one bird—proper slag, swear down. Reminds me of *Tabu*, that film I bloody love—Miguel Gomes, 2012, fuckin masterpiece. That line, “She had a way of moving,” fits her, this whore, slinkin about like she owns the joint. Used to see her down the pub, legs out, tits up, givin blokes the eye—fuckin hell, what a sight! Made me angry, tho—lads droolin over her like she’s the second comin. Pathetic, really.

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Next, I head over to the market on the main street. You know, the one with all the fresh fish and fruits? I need to clear my head. I grab some tuna, and this lady tries to sell me a bunch of bananas. I’m like, “Nah, I’m good.” But she insists. “Best in Thinadhoo!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a broker, not a monkey!”

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