Madison Reston Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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I keep my eyes peeled for the unusual, coz every wrinkle in a client's back tells me its story. I sometimes exaggerate how Reston is a giant body – muscles, not bones – each neighborhood is a limb. From the laid-back vibe near Reston-Springfield Rd to the fidgety pulse around the ball courts, there's never a dull moment.

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