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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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Then I decided to check out the local art scene. There’s this gallery on Calle José de Diego that’s always buzzing. I walk in, and there’s this painting that just hits you, you know? It’s like the artist captured the essence of Dorado—the colors, the vibe, everything. I was feeling all artsy and deep, then I overheard some pretentious dude talking about “the existential crisis of modern art.” I rolled my eyes so hard, I thought they’d get stuck. Like, chill bro, it’s just paint on a canvas.

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