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We duck into this shady alley—ooh, the thrill!—and she’s all business, no chitchat. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This is better than hackin’ Harvard’s servers!” She’s quick, pro moves, and I’m like, “You’re the algorithm to my lonely night!” Total sailor jackpot, right? But—plot twist—she’s got a tattoo, “Winklevoss,” on her hip. I’m dyin’ laughin’—HA-HA-HA!—“Did the twins hire you too?” She rolls her eyes, “Sailor, you talk too much.” Fair, I’m a yapper!

PIGEON FORGE

Choose from a wide variety of lodging in Pigeon Forge for your next vacation in the Smoky Mountains. Relax and unwind at one of our popular chain hotels or family owned properties. If Missing: whore.

I get fustrated sometimes, no lie. Traffic on Rockford St gets maddening, like every damn vibration mirrors my anxious coding timelines. And then there’s my favorite diner – The Cozy Goblin – where they serve breakfast all day and the waitress always smirks like she knows all your secrets. It’s bizarre but fun.

Pigeon Forge Fire Department now able to send digital alerts right to drivers’ vehicles