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So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

Bring back some good or bad memories

Keep it safe and legal on the only whore house in Glenview that exists purely online where you'll be able to pick and choose exactly who you want to hook up.

Alright, gotta head out – now where did I put my keys? Lol, catch ya later and enjoy every slice of Glenview, dude!

After multiple water main breaks this winter, Glenview neighbors keep fingers crossed as deep freeze approaches