Ella Key Biscayne Brothel ❤️

About New York City

Lemme spill it—brothels ain’t just hookers and cash. Nah, they’re like secret clubs! Back in old France, they had these fancy ones—courtesans, right? Livin’ large, bangin’ dukes, spillin’ tea to spies. Sneaky as hell! Made me happy thinkin’ bout it—smart chicks runnin’ the show. But then—D’oh!—some dude prolly screwed ‘em over. Pissed me off! Why’s it always gotta be sleazy jerks ruinin’ it?

The Premier Penthouse at the Ocean Club

Someone who arranges a meeting between a prostitute and a “john” and who takes a cut of the prostitute's revenue can be charged with both pimping and pandering.

Now, let’s gab ‘bout neighborhoods – oh boy, Montauk Hwy area is rad with little nooks you’d never expect. Some local spots got secret stories, like where I once spilled my coffee on a bench at Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park – pure madness, never seen such a light rain, felt like the heavens were cryin’ ‘cos of my spilled brew. Lol, I had a good chuckle about it later, y’know? That park’s got hidden trails, shady spots for some deep thinkin’, just me and nature, really special moments.

Smoke rises from Port Sudan airport on May 4, 2025