Elise Helotes Whore ❤️

About New York City

Yo, Mr. T’s here, stockbroker extraordinaire! Talkin’ ‘bout whoRE – yeah, that’s right, W-H-O-R-E, ticker symbol spinnin’ in my head like Royal Tenenbaums vibes! “I pity the fool!” who don’t see this stock’s wild ride. Lemme break it down, fam – this ain’t no boring Wall Street snooze, nah, it’s a freakin’ rollercoaster, got me yellin’ like Richie Tenenbaum slicin’ his wrists for drama!

Nigel Garza and the 211 Bandits

Plus, old town Helotes is precious. Go see a show there it's pretty whore house! Bar still included but sorry you'll have to take.

I gotta be honest: sometimes I goof and mix up street names – I mean, who doesn’t, right? Lemme count, I hope I got at least 11 typos in this ramble: "thsi, becuase, ain’t, wheras, truely, happend, neibhorhood, scpecial, freind, realy, wondeful" – oops, there they are!

Grey Forest's 'Million Gallon March' against Guajolote Ranch wastewater plant proposal