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Alright, so I’m a stockbroker, right? And I’m thinkin’ about this “find a prostitute” deal—y’know, not like I’m out there scoutin’ the streets, but hear me out! It’s like tradin’ stocks, but way seedier. You gotta know the market, the players, the risks—pretty, pretty good analogy, huh? I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my coffee, and it hits me—kinda like that kid in *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, David, searchin’ for somethin’ real in a fake-ass world. “I’m sorry, Joe, what am I?”—that’s me, wonderin’ if I’m nuts for even rantin’ about this!

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So, I’m strolling down the Heuvelstraat, right? Just minding my own business, when I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and there’s this dude on a bike, totally wiped out. Like, bro, you okay? But he just gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m fine! Just testing gravity!” I couldn’t help but laugh. Classic Udenhout moment, ya know?

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