Emilia Chuo Whore ❤️

About Kawasaki

Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

Early life

But then, things get real. I’m walkin’ past the Tokyo Stock Exchange, and I see this commotion. A crowd’s gatherin’, and I’m thinkin’, “Oh boy, what now?” Turns out, it’s a protest. People are shoutin’ about something—can’t even hear over the noise. I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but my blood’s boilin’.

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