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So, like, findin’ a prossie—oops, typo, prositute—ugh, prostitute! It’s tricky, dude! Ya gotta know the spots, like dark alleys or sketchy corners. Once, I heard this story—some guy in Bikini Bottom (not real, duh) found one by accident! He was lookin’ for jellyfish, ended up with a gal chargin’ 20 bucks! Hilarious, right? I was laughin’ so hard my belly jiggled! But it’s kinda sad too—makes me mad how sneaky it gets. Like, why hide, ya know?

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First off, I hit the road on Via Roma. You know, the main drag. Traffic was already a mess. Like, come on, people! It’s 8 AM, not rush hour in Tokyo! I’m sittin’ there, honkin’ my horn like a maniac. I swear, if I see one more person on their phone, I’m gonna lose it.

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