Taylor Lastra A Signa Whore ❤️

About Rome

But yo, here’s a lil’ somethin’ – didja know “whore” comes from old Germanic, meanin’ “adulterer”? Crazy, right? Started as cheatin’ lovers, now it’s cheatin’ your own damn self! I’m sittin’ here munchin’, thinkin’, man, how’d we let it get this far? Kinda funny tho – imagine me, Bugs, whorin’ out for extra carrots. “Step right up, folks, one wiseass quip for a dime!” Ha, I’d rather eat dirt.

Lastra a Signa: a village with intact medieval walls

So, I’m heading to work, and I’m already late. Classic me. I’m an accountant, but honestly, I feel more like a juggler sometimes. I’m dodging tourists near the Piazza della Libertà, trying not to spill my coffee. And then, bam! I bump into this guy. Turns out, he’s a tourist, and he’s lost. Like, really lost. He’s looking for the train station, and I’m like, “Dude, it’s just down Via della Repubblica!” But he’s all flustered, and I’m trying to be nice, you know?

Fig. 1. Assetto del territorio fiorentino, le fortificazioni sulla via...