Nova Labuan Lombok Whore ❤️

About Bekasi

So, this one time, right – saw this lass, proper stunner, workin’ the street. Eyes like them wide skies in the flick, “all vast and hopeless.” Made me gut twist, y’know? She weren’t just a whore, nah, had a spark. Told me – get this – she nicked a john’s watch once, solid gold! Pawned it, got herself a week off. Laughed my arse off, clever minx! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – them blokes never see it comin’.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. I mean, like, torrential downpour! I’m sprintin’ for cover, but I slip and slide all over the place. I’m soaked, lookin’ like a drowned rat. I finally find shelter under this little shack. I’m sittin’ there, laughin’ at myself, when this old lady comes up. She’s like, “You look like you need a towel, young man.” I’m like, “Yeah, and maybe a life jacket too!”

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