Allison Hjorring Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—rumor is, back in ’09, Whore ran a scam sellin’ fake love potions outta her grandma’s basement. Freakin’ hilarious, right? “Drink this, you’ll get laid!”—total bullshit, but she made bank! Kinda admire the hustle, but damn, she’s a mess. Reminds me of that line from the movie—“Gangsters don’t fear death!”—‘cept Whore fears the shower line more than dyin’. Smells like a skunk half the time, swear she’s allergic to soap!

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The neighborhoods here are a mixed bag. My personal fav’s the area 'round Møllegade. It's a quaint, artsy vibe with quirky cafes and hidden courtyards where local artists hang their dreams on walls. I once set up a spontaneous, midnight massage session on a rooftop—crazy but it felt like somethin' out of that Spike Lee flick, like every moment was a chance to say, “Alright, whassup, time's our partner!” Heh.

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