Eliza Salt Spring Island Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact—bet ya didn’t know—word is, back in the 1800s, some whores ran secret spy rings. Yep, sleepin with the enemy, then sellin their dirty laundry! Whore’s probly got that vibe—sneaky, sharp, could outsmart Doc Brown any day. “Life’s too short,” they say in Yi Yi, and she’s livin it, no regrets, just chaos. Makes me wanna yell, “Great Scott, slow down!” but nah, she’s too fast.

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Original Watercolour By Jacqueline E Hooker X 2 Salt Spring Island Artist. Surbiton, United Kingdom. £ £ per item.

So, this island? Man, it's funky. There's a tiny main street called Harborview Rd – it's my go-to, where I stroll to clear my head (I always imagine Gustave H on a bike, lol). I run my spa near Sunset Grove, tucked behind the old Waterlily Cafe – seriously, best herbal teas ever, a hidden gem that locals swear by. I once got a call saying, "Your massage melted my headache," and I was like, "Boom, that's what she said!" Ha!

Two men and their dogs suffer bites, cuts in Salt Spring Island altercation