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Hmmmm, sexual-massage, you ask? Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate… me thinks it’s a slippery slope, padawan! Like, legit, it’s this wild mix—half chill, half shady. I’m picturing it now, some dude in a dimly lit room, oil everywhere, thinking he’s in a spa but nah, it’s more like *Dogville* vibes—“Thou hast seen nothing yet!” Total power trip, right? Hands kneading, tension rising, but who’s really in charge? That’s the kicker.

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I mean, seriously, Salt-Spring-Island (ca) is a treasure chest of vibes. It’s quirky, wild, and utterly fabulous. Enjoy every minute, soak in the odd beauty, and whenever you hear a whisper of wind, just think "The Grand Budapest Hotel" and smile like Michael Scott. That’s it, man – pure, cringey optimism, straight up.

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