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It’s showtime! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout sex-dating as a tractor-drivin’ Beetlejuice, ha! I’m plowin’ fields all day, sweaty, dirty, thinkin’ bout them apps—y’know, Tinder, Bumble, whatever’s swipin’ folks into bed. Sex-dating’s wild, man, it’s like "The Social Network" but hornier. Like Zuckerberg says, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—swap "friends" for "hookups," and boom, that’s the game! I’m out here, revvin’ my engine, tryna find a gal who don’t mind mud on my boots.

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After that, I decide to grab some lunch at a little café on Österlånggatan. The food’s bomb, but the waiter? Ugh. He’s got the personality of a wet sock. I order a smörgås, and he just nods. No smile, no “How’s your day?” Just…nothing. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in Ystad! Lighten up!”

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