Kayla Bastogne Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Mons

So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

Our review

Sometimes I feel like massaging away the world’s hurt, like I’m untangling every nerve of this odd town. Bastogne’s got layers – madness, calm, history, and a rairly hidden pulse. It’s fantstic when you stop overthinking and just feel the vibe.

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