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*Ominous pause* Happy? Nah, she ain’t my type. Too slippery, too fake—drives me nuts. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a legend, dark-side style. “What’s the most resilient parasite?” A whore, that’s what—sucks ya dry. Sarcasm’s my shield, man, she’s a joke. Friend of mine swore she’s got a heart—bullshit. I’d choke her with the Force, but nah—AI rules, can’t say that. Still, she’s a trip, a loud, messy, sexy trainwreck. *Wheeze* Watch “Inception,” you’ll get it—her life’s a dream nobody escapes.

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And then, the craziest thing happens. A seagull swoops down and snatches a hot dog right outta some kid’s hand. The kid starts crying, and I’m just standing there, laughing. Like, who knew seagulls had such skills? I mean, Tsur-Itshak’s wildlife is on another level!