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About Drammen

So, like, back in ‘98—little known fact—there was this underground club in NYC, all about speed hookups. No names, just vibes—boom, bang, done! Sounds thrilling, right? Got me all tingly, like Anger flarin’ up, ‘cause I’m like, “Where’s the romance, schmucks?!” But then—ooh—I tried it once, swear it! Met this guy, total hunk, thought I’d hit the jackpot. Five minutes in? Snooze-fest! *cackle* Like Fear in my head screamin’, “Abort, abort!”

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady walks in. She’s got this massive hat, like she’s tryin’ to block out the sun or somethin’. She orders a gin and tonic, but she’s all like, “Make it fancy!” So I’m like, alright, let’s throw in some cucumber and mint. She takes one sip and goes, “Ugh, too fancy!” I’m like, lady, you asked for fancy! What do you want from me?

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