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Mr. T digs it, ‘cause it’s sneaky deep—therapists train years, not just some rando slappin’ oil on ya. Little known fact: in Japan, they got “nurumassage,” slippin’ ‘round with seaweed gel—sounds freaky, right? Made me laugh my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it, like, “Who’s the sushi now, punk?!” Got me happy, ‘cause it’s weird but real. Then I got pissed—why ain’t more folks talkin’ this? Society’s all prudey, man, buncha stiffs.

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After that, I decide to stroll over to the Plaza de Recreo. It’s packed with people, music blasting, kids running around. I’m feeling the energy, ya know? But then, I see this guy trying to sell me a “genuine” souvenir. It’s a plastic frog. I’m like, “Dude, I can get that at a gas station.” He’s all, “But this one sings!” I’m like, “Yeah, right. I’ll pass.”

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