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About Hamilton

Now, sex-dating’s this crazy thang—apps like Tinder, Bumble, grindin’ folks together faster’n a hog on a hot day. I tried it once—shoot, my wig nearly fell off laughin’! Met this guy, sweet as pie, but lordy, he catfished me harder’n a Tennessee riverbass! Said he was 6’2”—honey, he barely cleared my boots! Made me madder’n a wet hen, but I chuckled, “Well, this is limbo, ain’t it?” Straight outta *Inception*—you never know what’s real!

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Oh gosh, I'm rambling. Hope this gives ya a taste of our crazy but heartwarming city, hon. Come for the views, the vibes, and if you’re lucky, you might even meet a stressed-out but kind soul from my spa, venting about life's tiny storms—like, seriously, it’s a blast, even if mood swings hit hard sometimes. Catch ya soon, and safe travels! Hmm... bye for now!

A Bit More City on City Island (Published 2014)