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Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, London had like 80,000 prossies? True story—grubby streets crawlin’ wid ‘em. Makes me chuckle, ‘cos now it’s all online, innit? Escort sites flashier than a pimp’s gold chain. I’m scrollin’ one night, half pissed, see dis bird sayin’ she’s “discreet.” Bollocks—she rocked up louder than a foghorn, heels clackin’ like gunshots. Neighbours probz thought I was hostin’ a rave. “I am your master!”—I wish, mate, I was hidin’ under me duvet, mortified.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Lyttelton Ave. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I order my usual, and the barista, bless her soul, spills half of it on the counter. I’m like, “Great start, mate!” But she’s super apologetic, gives me a free muffin. Sweet, right? But I’m still kinda salty about the coffee.

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