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So, check it—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah! It’s old as dirt, like ancient Rome old—gladiators gettin’ oiled up, wink wink, after fights! Little known fact, heh, them Greeks called it “erotic touch,” fancy, right? Makes me cackle thinkin’ bout it! I’d be all, “Oi, pass the olive oil, gonna get freaky!” *gigglesnort*

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Ya ever get that feeling where every typo in life is a masterpiece? I mean, in my head, there’s always like errything, errrywhere, alll so funky: lit, like, every damn street corner shouts “Unleash the Power Within!” Like Divisadore -> Divisadero, or even "beyotch" instead of "bitch", laugh it off! I got like sixteen oh wait, no, like a zillion typos in this crazy message coz I'm in mad hurry, dig it?!

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