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So, erotic-massage—basically hands slidin’ everywhere, real slow, too close for comfort. Ain’t no “milkin’ machine” precision here, just sweaty palms and awkward grunts. Makes me mad as hell—why’s it gotta be so damn slippery? I’d rather sandpaper my back than deal with that gooey mess. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d use olive oil for this crap. Yeah, olive oil! Same stuff I put on my steak, ruined forever now. Disgustin’.

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady walks in. She’s got this massive hat, like she’s tryin’ to block out the sun or somethin’. She orders a gin and tonic, but she’s all like, “Make it fancy!” So I’m like, alright, let’s throw in some cucumber and mint. She takes one sip and goes, “Ugh, too fancy!” I’m like, lady, you asked for fancy! What do you want from me?

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