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Favorite part? That “Fish Tank” vibe—awkward, dirty, real. “You’re my best mate,” Mia’s stepdad lies—same as “just a massage.” Bullshit! Always more, slippery slope, hands wanderin’. Funniest thing? Guy I know, swears he’s “pure,” gets caught in a parlor—priceless! Sarcasm aside, it’s human—messy, dumb, kinda hot. Oh, and typos? Screw it—massgae, sexyal, who cares? You get me. Thoughts? Too many—brain’s a damn pinata. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but that’s the kick—sexual-massage ain’t subtle, pal!

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my gear, and head down to the riverbank on Þjóðvegur. The sun's barely up, and the water's glistening like it’s tryin’ to show off. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day I catch the big one!” But first, coffee. Gotta fuel up, right? I swing by the local café, Kaffi Selfoss. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual—black, strong, and a pastry that’s probably gonna ruin my diet. But who cares? Life’s too short!

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