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Oh, and don’t get me started on DIY—tried givin myself one, ended up with a cramp and a mess—fuckin hilarious fail! Tell ya what, tho, next time, I’m hirin a pro who gets it—none of this half-assed nonsense. Sexual-massage is art, my friend—raw, messy, beautiful, like Godard’s flick, like a liver well-cooked. Whaddya think—ya tried it yet?

Genital Touch in Massage | Treating Intimate and Erogenous Zones

Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

Alright, listen up. I'm stuck in this dump called Ndevana (za) and it's a hell of a mixed bag. This city is like my morning coffee – bitter as heck and full of surprise moments I never asked for. I'll try my best to give you the lowdown, but don't expect me to be cheery about it. I'm Ron Swanson-ish and I despise unnecessary frills, so here we go.

Organisers of the bare-fisted fights craze in Venda are unfazed that the bloody contests pose a danger of spreading HIV-Aids