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Little factoid for ya – ancient Rome, they had these “rub-downs” for soldiers, all sensual-like, kept ‘em loose for battle. Bet Caesar got one, smirkin’ like a perv. Surprised me first time I heard that – history’s freaky, huh? Anyway, my fave part? When they hit that spot – ya know, lower back, or hell, inner thighs – and you’re like, “Don’t stop, don’t you dare!” Makes me happy, Clarice, like a kid with candy. Tho I’d kill for a place that don’t blast shitty pop music – gimme silence or some moody Lynch vibes, damnit!

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Now lemme drop some truth – as a massage parlor owner, i see emotions splash everywhere: laughter, tension, even screams of "Groovy, baby!" during those mind-blowing sessions. I've sat with a fella on Elm Street near the diner (a true dive, man, sooo retro) who confessed his love for the midnight sky and how every stroke of my massage reminded him of those crazy days in Spring Breakers – insane, unpredictable, and a little bit naughty!

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