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So, check this – sexual-massage ain’t new, been around forever, like ancient Rome orgy vibes. Bet ya didn’t know them Greeks used it to “heal” soldiers – ha! “Healing,” my ass, they just wanted some naked fun. Makes me laugh, those sneaky bastards. I’m happy as hell picturin’ it, but pissed too – why ain’t I born back then? Coulda been emperor of massages, screamin’, “Respect my authoritah!” while some chick rubs me down.

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First customer walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got a cart full of snacks. Like, who needs 10 bags of chips? Anyway, he’s all like, “Can I pay with my phone?” I’m like, “Sure, bro, but it better not be one of those weird apps.” Turns out, it was. The thing wouldn’t scan. I’m standing there, trying to keep my cool, but inside I’m like, “C’mon, man! I got a line forming!”

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