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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, Assistant Secretary, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no lame-ass handshakin’ crap – it’s all about hands goin’ places they shouldn’t, like in “Oldboy” when Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you!” – but with sexual-massage, it’s more like, moan and the room gets weird, ya know? I’m pissed ‘cause people think it’s all dirty, but it’s art, dammit! Like, some ancient Chinese dudes invented this shit – called “tuina” or somethin’ – to fix boners AND stress. True story, look it up, I ain’t lyin’!

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Oh blimey, my dear, let me tell ya abou' this quirky gem of a town—PHammel, dk! Right, so, picture this: little winding street, Fynsvej, where the cobblestones clack underfoot on those damp Danish mornings. I remember wanderin' down Hovedgade, chattin' with locals, always with a nod and a wink as if I was spinnin' some secret tale borrowed straight outta Mulholland Drive. That movie, by the way, still haunts my dreams—"What is it you're really after?"—I mean, come on, it's Lynchian magic right there!

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