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So, check this—ancient China, they did this shit. Emperors got sexual-massage to “balance chi.” Little known fact: it wasn’t just sexy time! Healers used it—cure aches, calm nerves. Blows my mind, right? Modern day, tho, it’s all “happy endin’” hype. Pisses me off—cheapens the real deal! I’m yellin’ at spa ads in my head, “Quit lyin’, ya goofs!”

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So, I’m fumin’ and headin’ down to the seafront. You know, Paignton’s got that lovely beach, right? I’m hopin’ to chill by the water, maybe watch the kids play. But nah, it’s packed! Families everywhere, kids screamin’, and I’m just tryin’ to find a spot to breathe. I spot a bench on Paignton Green, but it’s taken by a couple of old geezers playin’ chess. I’m like, “Really? Chess? On a sunny day?”

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