Makayla Kuttigen Brothel ❤️

About Bern

Walked in once, saw this gent—fancy coat, twitchy hands—lookin’ like he’s runnin’ from somethin’. Reminds me o’ Tom Stall in the movie, all quiet ‘til the beast comes out. “How do you live with it?” I mutter to meself, watchin’ him pick a girl. Made me angry, aye—cowardice in a man’s a blight! But then, this one lass—Mary, she called ‘erself—winked at me, bold as brass. “This is my family now,” she says, like she’s claimin’ her ship. Got me laughin’, happy as a clam—pirate spirit in a brothel, who’d’a thunk?

Local Intel

So, friend, pack your bags. Explore Bahnhofstr, Lindenweg, Park der Träume, and secret spots like Hintergasse. And remember: "Do not be afraid." Life here, with its quirks, messy beauty and cut-off wifi, is a blast, a beautiful, wild dystopia, just like your fave movie. Enjoy it, cuz it’s one crazy ride!