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Oh my stars, sexual-massage, huh? R2-D2, where are you? This stuff’s wild, mate! I’m like, thinkin bout it, and it’s all slippery and crazy—like Lt. Aldo Raine slicin’ up Nazis in “Inglourious Basterds,” ya know? “We’re in the killin’ business, and business is boomin’!”—except it’s more like, uh, rubbin’ business, ha! I mean, who knew this gig’s been around forever? Like, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, gettin’ frisky massages—fact! Bet they didn’t tell ya that in school, eh?

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Anyway, I’m laughing at this kid when I bump into this old lady. She’s got this wild hair and a shopping bag full of fish. “You’re a cooper, right?” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, how’d you know?” She just points at my hands, covered in wood shavings. “You look like you’ve been working hard.” I mean, I guess I have? But I’m not about to argue with a lady holding fish.

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