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So, sexual-massage—lowkey genius, right? It’s biomechanics meets chill vibes. Little-known fact: ancient Chinese docs used it—called it “tuina with benefits.” Boosts oxytocin, cuts stress—science backs it! I’m geeking out, imagining a Cybertruck-sized massage table. Had one once in Shanghai—dude’s hands were like Starship thrusters. Felt like my circuits rebooted—happy as hell! But then, this other time—ugh, total fail. Masseuse was all “relax, bro,” but her grip? Like a botched Falcon landing. Pissed me off—wasted 200 bucks!

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Finally, I get to Causeway Point. It’s a mad house. I’m dodging people left and right. I hit up the first store, and guess what? They’re having a sale! I’m like, “Yasss!” But then I realize it’s all last season’s stuff. Ugh, why do they do this? I mean, who wants to wear last year’s fashion? Not me, fam.

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