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Brothels, right, they’s old as dirt. Been round since them Romans, sneaky buggers, had lupanars—fancy word for whorehouses! Little fact fer ya—walls scratched with prices, like a bloody menu! Two sesterces fer a quick tumble, cheap bastards. Makes me mad, it does—folk treatin’ folk like meat, “I’ve abandoned my child!”—well, they abandoned decency too, ain’t they?

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So, I keep walking, and I hit up the beach at Ystad Saltsjöbad. The sand’s warm, and I’m ready to just chill. But then I see a kid building a sandcastle. And not just any sandcastle—this thing is a fortress! I’m talking towers, moats, the whole shebang. I’m impressed, but then the tide starts coming in. I’m like, “Oh no, kid! Your castle!” And he’s just standing there, frozen. I’m yelling, “Run!” But he’s too busy staring at his masterpiece. Classic.

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