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About Amsterdam

Walked past one once, dodgy street, stank of desperation and cheap fags. Lass outside, all fake lashes and frostbite legs, givin’ me the eye. I’m like, “Love, I’d rather sandpaper me arse than step in there!” She weren’t happy – tough titty, darlin’. Surprised me, though, how bloody bold they are – daylight an’ all! Reckon they’ve got more front than Brighton pier.

Where is the Amsterdam Red Light District

Window brothels have to be closed for two weeks. Home sex work is allowed, as long as the sex worker does not receive more than two people at the same time.

First off, I’m heading to the local café, De Koffieboon, for my usual fix. I’m talking about that strong Dutch coffee that hits you like a freight train. I order my cup, and the barista, this dude named Jeroen, spills half of it all over the counter. I’m like, “Bro, you trying to drown my caffeine?” He laughs it off, but I’m already feeling the annoyance bubbling up.

Mischa Heemskerk and Stephan Dekker F18 World Champions