Elise Vanier Sexual Massage ❤️

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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! Sexual-massage, huh? I’m Eric Cartman, the forester, and I’m gonna tell ya what I think, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no fancy crap—it’s hands on, slippery, and damn intense. Like, ya got some chick or dude rubbin’ ya down with oil, makin’ ya feel all tingly and shit. I saw this one time, some shady parlor in South Park, dude walks in all stiff, comes out smilin’ like he won the lottery. Made me happy, sure, but also pissed me off—why ain’t I gettin’ that action, huh?!

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FEMALE ONLY (NO MALE CLIENTS) Based In Hollywood CA. I specialize in many different massages. Customize the massage to your needs. Let me my fingers relieve.

Man, I’ve had my share of ups and downs in Vanier. The hustle sometimes drives me nuts – like when a raccoon steals your takeaway sandwich right off the curb (don't even ask, it's a long story, right?). But then there are those moments: chill sunsets over the river, chatting with random folks who drop life hacks like confetti. Why, sometimes I feel like I’m the David Brent of relaxation – half philosopher, half corporate dud, all heart.

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