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About Varazdin

Oh, and the smells – oils, candles, ugh, chokin’ me! “I’m incognito,” says Lester Bangs in the flick, but no hidin’ from that pong! Makes me wanna claw me skin off. Funny tho, mate of mine tried it, said it was “spiritual” – bollocks, more like a fumble in the dark! We hates it, yesss, but it’s a laugh, innit? What ya reckon, precious? Stick to normal massages, or risk the naughty rub? Ha!

Destinations

First off, I hit the streets of Duga-Resa, and lemme tell ya, the vibe was off. I mean, I love this town, but today? Ugh. I was walkin’ down Ulica Kralja Tomislava, and I swear, the potholes are gettin’ deeper. Like, c’mon, can we fix these already? I almost twisted my ankle!

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