Hazel Ellerslie Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

About Tauranga

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage, right? Like, what’s the deal with it? You got hands roamin’ all over, oil slicker than a politician’s promise, and I’m like—pretty, pretty good, sure, but also—what the hell’s happenin’ here? I mean, it’s supposed to relax ya, but half the time I’m lyin’ there, butt-naked, wonderin’ if this chick’s gonna judge my hairy back or somethin’. It’s like in *The Headless Woman*—you know, that scene where Veronica’s all dazed, drivin’ off after maybe hittin’ somethin’? That’s me after a sexual-massage—floatin’, confused, like, “Did I just pay for that?”

Call to book

Our signature sensual massage provides an erotic experience that will leave you breathless. Each girl has different skills and you can customise your session by.

After that, I decide to hit up the Ellerslie Racecourse. I’m not even into horse racing, but the energy is wild! People are dressed to the nines, and I’m over here in my jeans and a tee. Whatever, I’m still fabulous. I grab a sausage sizzle from a food truck. Best decision ever! I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this horse named “Lightning Bolt” just bolt outta the gate. I’m talking full-on gallop mode. Everyone’s losing it! I’m screaming like I’m at a rock concert.

Simplicity’s Ellerslie Racecourse build a ‘landmark’ for Auckland