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You twat, imagine drivin’ that crap! Gearbox clunks worse than my nan’s knees. “I can’t stand it no more,” I’d scream, ditchin’ it for a horse any day—more reliable! Sarcasm? Oh, it’s a “luxury ride,” alright—if luxury’s a flat tire and no heat! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d rather snog a trout than fix another Escort. Absolute rubbish, mate—stick to somethin’ that don’t make you cry like Ennis losin’ Jack!

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So, I’m walking back, and I pass by the Leirvik Kulturhus. They’re setting up for some event. I’m curious, so I pop in. Turns out, it’s an art exhibit! I’m like, “Heck yeah!” I love art, obviously. But then, I see this one piece that’s just a blank canvas. I’m standing there, scratching my head. “Is this art? Or did the artist just forget to finish?” I can’t help but laugh.

WATCH: Giant North Sea platform beginning to take clear shape