Lina Beachlands Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this – in medieval times, some whores got taxed! Like, official “sin tax” shit – wild, right? Makes me cackle, imagining her flipping off the taxman, all “Catch me if ya can!” Total badass. I’m obsessed, honestly – that mix of danger and swagger. “There’s water if you want it,” she’d say, cool as Eve, tossing a wink. Me? I’d just spill it, clumsy as hell.

Estimated Value Range

Whore Canada, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Striptease, Striptease/Lapdance, Striptease.

First off, I hit up the local café on Beachlands Rd. You know the one, right? The one with the best flat whites. I’m there, sipping my coffee, and suddenly, this dude spills his entire drink on me. Like, come on, bro! I’m wearing my favorite shirt! I was ready to blow up, but then I saw his face. He looked so sorry, I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, who hasn’t had a clumsy moment?

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