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So, my fave movie, *Far From Heaven*, that fancy-ass 2002 Todd Haynes flick, it’s all ‘bout secrets and fake smiles, ya know? Like Cathy—perfect lil’ housewife—says, “I’m so happy to see you,” but she’s dyin’ inside. That’s prostitutes for ya! Smilin’ at some sleazy dude, but in their head they’re like, “Screw this, I’m out.” I bet they’re masters at hidin’ shit, just like Cathy hid her man’s gay vibes. Respect my authoritah, I see through that crap!

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First off, I hop on the bus, and it’s packed. Like, sardines in a can packed. I’m squished between this old dude who smells like herring and a kid blasting some weird Dutch rap. I’m like, “Dude, chill with the volume!” But whatever, I’m on my way to Volendam, so I just zone out.

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