Megan Budapest Xx. Keruelet Whore ❤️

About Miskolc

So, this one time, I’m down at the Bada Bing—whore central, madonn’! This chick, she’s workin’ the pole, eyes like fuckin’ daggers. I’m thinkin’, “You don’t know who I am, huh?”—like Viggo Mortensen says, all calm before the storm. She’s got hustle, though, gotta respect that. Whores, they’re artists too, paintin’ lies with their hips. Fuckin’ poetry, if ya ask me.

So, I’m running down the street, dodging tourists and pigeons. Seriously, those birds are like ninjas. One almost took me out! I finally get to the café, and guess what? My buddy, Gábor, is already there, munching on my croissant. I was like, “Dude, that’s my breakfast!” He just laughed and said, “You snooze, you lose!” Ugh, so annoying but kinda funny too.